Henry Stickmin vs. The Warden
Henry Stickmin vs. The Warden
“Bypassing the Superjail”
Thank you to the creators of these blogs for assistance in research!
_Wiz and Boomstick (Death Battle intro theme)_
_Wiz: Henry Stickmin, the master escape artist and criminal._
_Boomstick: Mark Davis, the hyperactive warden of Superjail._
_Wiz: Can fiction’s greatest escapist bust out of the weirdest jail you’ve ever seen?_
_Boomstick: Only one way to find out. He’s Wiz and I'm Boomstick!_
_Wiz: And it’s our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE._
Henry Stickmin will fail DEATH BATTLE!
Henry Stickmin Collection OST The Henry Stickmin Collection Teaser Trai…
_Wiz: The art of thievery is a craft, only mastered by the bravest and the boldest. You have to be swift, cautious yet bold, fearless. You have to craft the perfect plan, the perfect disguises, the perfect escape.. You have to craft.. The greatest plan._
Because of blatant evidence showing that Henry remembers each fail, and also a statement from PuffballsUnited (creator of the franchise) that every ending is canon, everything in the collection will be taken into account for Henry Stickmin.
_Boomstick: Or you can just walk up to your nearest bank, pull a bunch of items out of your ass, and hope for the best!_
_Wiz: .. Ahem.. Right.. This is_ _Henry Stickmin__. A low on cash sucker living in a ratty home who decided that he was gonna get rich quick with a simple bank robbery. Simple, if not.. Obviously, horridly unplanned. I mean, he had no disguise or escape plan._
_Boomstick: Wiz, he has no clothes.. Is he naked?_
A few select stickmen in the series, most notably the mayor, do actually wear clothes that aren’t headgear. This implies that in the Stickmin-verse, clothing is a symbolism of class and wealth. Either that or the other stickmen let it hang.
_Wiz: No, the stickmen in his series don’t wear any by nature. Now, despite Henry sounding like a complete idiot.. Which he kind of is, sometimes, he had a leg up on any average crook._
_Boomstick: A near limitless arsenal at his disposal, all accessible through the power of cartoon hammerspace! Oh yeah, Henry may not be much of a thinker, but he is one hell of a doer! A man after my own heart._
Henry Stickmin Collection OST Press Start PuffBallsUnited
_Wiz: Henry’s wide array of items started out simple in this first adventure, but grew in both size and scope. For his simple bank heist, he brought himself a shovel, a bunch of explosives, a laser cutter, a severely unreliable teleporter he’d.. Repeatedly use for whatever reason, and a wrecking ball. All of which were painful failures that ended up either embarrassing or killing him._
_Boomstick: Yeah, because Henry Stickmin is a choose your own adventure! Pick one option and hope it's the successful one. Simple, yet endlessly endearing, I’d say._
_Wiz: Endlessly endearing for us only. As Henry’s heist, while successful seeming at first after putting on a money bag disguise and ending up in the vault itself, he was found and caught not even a second after and taken to West Mesa Penitentiary for his crimes._
_Boomstick: No worries, because when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade! Henry just so happened to get the tools he needed to escape the prison. Like an NRG drink that slowed time around him to a sudden stop!_
_Wiz: Which would mean he was moving at speeds of anywhere from Mach 38 to Mach 144 while in that state. Or a phone to call his.. Lawyer.. Felix White._
_Boomstick: No, sir, he’s not Phoenix Wright, famous ace attorney. That’d just be blatant copyright infringement!_
Henry Stickmin Collection OST ParagonX9 Elation
_Wiz: Henry’s gadgets aren’t limited to the grounded and simple. He has a variety of higher tech items at his disposal too, increasing in complexity as his journey continued._
_Boomstick: All approved by the reliable Gadget Gabe of course!_
_Wiz: There’s the Opacitator, which allows you to go through any solid surface.. Including the floor. Or the Transdimensionalizer, which can take Henry into lower or higher dimensions. Or the Shadozer, which can allow Henry to become a shadow.. Which allows him to get swallowed by other shadows._
_Boomstick: Yeah, Henry’s infamous for having his arsenal fail on him 9 times out of 10. It’s not even a bad luck thing. He’s just.. Really stupid sometimes. If he didn’t have that retry button, he’d be done for on this show, Wiz. Wait, that’s just a game mechanic anyway!_
_Wiz: Oh, no, it isn’t a game mechanic, Henry can actually respawn._
_Boomstick: Wait, what?_
_Wiz: The ability to retry failed actions actually seems to be a genuine canonical thing Henry can do. Every time he retries after failing, he creates a new timeline, which eventually caused the multiverse to become imbalanced and nearly collapse without the CCC, or Center for Chaos Containment’s interference. Henry himself is stated as an anomaly, showing that yes, these retries are canon._
This is further backed up by how Henry remembers each fail, like how he noticeably becomes more wary of the teleporter with each game that passes.
_Boomstick: Hey, and if that isn’t enough, he can also go Undertale on your ass and save and load states! Yes, he can actually do that._
_Wiz: Henry has a variety of abilities himself that don’t require pulling out a piece of his own arsenal. Like Zero-Point Energy, which allows Henry to point at something and carry it around with ease regardless of weight._
_Boomstick: He has some fire manipulation he hasn’t really mastered, can warp to alternate dimensions at the cost of his mind, can earthbend, METALbend, use lightning magic to electrocute others or himself, change his size at will with Free-Transform, harden himself into stone, control people’s minds with Command Melody, distract people with his Distraction Dance, and can even do the Falcon Punch and Falcon Kick! To limited success._
_Wiz: Hey, he has mastered the Stickmin Punch, which is significantly more reliable. But.. We still have a lot to cover when it comes to Henry’s arsenal. We haven’t even scratched the surface._
_Boomstick: Yeah, as you can tell with a guy as capable as that, Henry easily managed to escape West Mesa, returning instantly to steal the Tunisian Diamond from the National Museum of History and Culture. But what happens after.. Branches off a bit._
_Wiz: True to a game so filled with choice, Henry’s path can split off a ton from here. After getting captured by the government to take down the massive criminal group known as the Toppat Gang, Henry can either work with the government, become a bounty hunter, become the leader of the Toppats, or stick to his own thievous ways and work alone._
_Boomstick: I’m not biased when I say this, but the Government Supported Private Investigator route is the only correct ending._ _Charles Calvin_ _is the greatest ally a man could ask for!_
_Wiz: Not just a good ally, but an adept one as well. Capable of being summoned with the Charles Song on Henry’s Ocarina and can be communicated to him via earpiece while he’s on his helicopter._
_Boomstick: When he’s not enacting his greatest plan by ramming into literally anything with his heli, he has a gatling gun, a dancing robot for distracting foes, can teleport in invisible platforms, and can hack various advanced technology. He has sleeping gas, flashbangs, a banana bomb, a cannon to fire humans, a mini helicopter he can summon, various sniper rifles, a subsonic wave that crushes anybody in range, and a robo helper that looks like a certain two tailed fox…_
_Wiz: Henry has access to a magic pencil that allows him to draw things into existence, a flute that summons birds to carry him away, Sonic’s speed shoes, a mega mushroom that makes him giant and able to tank gunfire, and a Metroid alien._
_Boomstick: Eyup, Henry has tons of copyrighted items at his disposal. Uh I mean.. Uncopyrighted items. They’re clearly different. See, they’re slightly different colours! It falls under parody law._
Due to the parodic nature of these copyrighted items, it’s dubious at best to assume he scales fully to feats performed in these actual franchises.
_Wiz: Take for example his webshooters. Or his Sims Crystal that allows him to mind control people. Or his Pew Pew Gun, or NES Zapper to be more accurate. Or his yo yo. Or his-_
_Boomstick: Alright, we get it, he references stuff. Not a crazy concept._
_Wiz: Yes, he does, but he also has some more.. Destructive options. Like a “goodball" that summons Missingno, or the Corruptick, both capable of crashing the game Henry is contained in._
_Boomstick: That’s right, the entirety of Henry Stickmin is situated inside of a game, and with a mere flick of his wrist, he has the capability of destroying it all, including the various timelines he makes by retrying! Although it.. Does affect him in the process as well.._
_Wiz: Knives, guns, explosives, a.. Cookie that makes him grow in size, a sandwich that makes him buff for a few seconds, Beans, a time machine that lets him travel across time, a downgrader that reduces the world’s budget, a lag switch that causes him to lag, an orange that he can eat to duplicate himself, The TF2 Spy’s disguise kit, so and and so forth._
_Boomstick: Needless to say, Henry’s a jack of all trades. After his airship escapade, he ended up trapped in The Wall, a high-security prison located in Canada. The scariest place of them all.. Luckily, it didn’t take much effort to escape by the skin of his teeth! Either escaping by his lonesome, being presumed dead after a trepidatious fall that he survived, being.. Betrayed by Reginald, leader of the toppats, or being busted out by best bro Charles!_
_Wiz: Hey, not to mention escaping with a brand new ally and his occasional partner in crime,_ _Ellie Rose__._
_Boomstick: With all of these allies Henry had gathered.. Or betrayed, depending on the choices you made, there was only one thing left to do. COMPLETE. THE. MISSION!!!_
_Wiz: And for this final journey, Henry’s arsenal widened. After his betrayal at the hands of Reginald, Dr. Vinschpinsilstein found his body at sea and gave him cybernetic enhancements, similar to those given to Right Hand Man of the Toppats. In this cyborg form, Henry gained a jetpack, an energy gatling gun, a lance, a stapler, along with a baseball bat strong enough to hit away this massive energy ball._
_Boomstick: He also got a stand! Yes, a stand. Or a spirit, to dodge copyright law. Reference is a short range spirit that’s main ability is to swap things, used to great effect like how he and his spirit can swap places, or how he managed to swap RHM with an alternate timeline version of himself without cybernetics._
_Wiz: How about his nanosuit, which makes him stronger, tougher, allows him to breathe in the vacuum of space, lets him adjust his gravity, fire missiles, and even reflect projectiles._
_Boomstick: He can convert people to his side Age of Empires style, fuse with others, scream loud enough to destroy the Toppat Orbital Station at the cost of his own life, and can even launch people with a chant! Hell, not even to mention his abundance of vehicles!_
_Wiz: Like his trusty scooter, which can move at the speed of light and fly in space. Or his police car. Or his tank. Or his Kirby Warp Star! Y’know.. Because you just can’t flee the complex without one of those._
_Boomstick: Henry Stickmin is nuts, Wiz. He can send a helicopter flying with one punch, pulverize a glass container with one tap of a hammer, and move an entire space station by stomping. That’d be an energy of 522 tons of TNT!_
_Wiz: He can dodge minigun fire with Agility, his soul can move in tandem with a laser moving at 1.45% the speed of light, flew a 10 hour distance in 9 seconds in his cyborg form, and hit an energy ball so hard it flew across the whole world. That’d require speeds of 3.65% the speed of light. He’s tanked missile fire, an explosion from a creeper, and an explosion from the airship’s wall._
THSC: Escaping the Prison (Remastered) OST Gangsta 4 Lyfe (Extended)
_Boomstick: Henry’s story doesn’t really have a conclusive ending. Once again, it’s a choose your own adventure. It’s to be expected. Sometimes he becomes a master jewel thief. Or a master bounty hunter. Or a special covert operative alongside Charles. Or the supreme leader of the Toppats. Sometimes he forms a triple team of badasses with Charles and Ellie. Hell, there’s one route where he just.. Dies after claiming revenge over Reginald. Damn. That’s tough._
_Wiz: Regardless of how Henry’s story ends however, he’ll face whatever challenge comes his way with stubborn tenacity and perseverance, even if it ends up killing him. Multiple times.._
_Boomstick: It’s all good, Wiz. After all, failure will always soon lead to success. And if anyone’s good at teaching that tried and true lesson, it’d be who else but gaming’s top stickman? .. Or stickmin._
_“Henry!!!-”_
The Warden’s comin’ home for a DEATH BATTLE!
Cheeseburger Commin' Home (Superjail! Theme) [FULL]
_Wiz: Jail. A building where criminals are held to serve their judge-approved sentences or await their trials. A natural integration of enforcement of the law into a civilized society. And a place that.. Me and my co-host may have had a few run-ins with.._
All three seasons, the Commin’ Home music video, and all supplementary material will be taken into account for research.
_Boomstick: Look, I keep on trying to tell you that the chicken smuggling ring was a genius money-making scheme, man! You’re just narrow-minded to the idea._
_Wiz: But what if the average way that these simple buildings are run could be improved upon? The idea is a real drag, I’m aware, but, what if there was one place to go, where prisoners could truly thrive and be treated the way they deserve?_
_Boomstick: Enter SUPERJAIL! The hottest prison in Dimension 5612! Located in a volcano inside a bigger volcano on a jungle island. A place unrestricted by the laws of space, time, and sanity. A place where many convicts of all sorts are held in a place of fun, fantasy, and intrigue. Also death. Like.. A lot of carnage._
_Wiz: And much like any other prison, it has its very own warden to ensure everything is being run to the highest quality. Meet_ _Mark Davis__. Or as he’s known significantly more around his part of town,_ _The Warden__._
_Boomstick: Mark had a very unique upbringing. His father was also a fellow warden, albeit.. Not as cheery. Sadistic, ill-tempered, cold, distant, greedy.. He regularly verbally, emotionally, and physically abused his own spawn, forcing him to execute random animals in the hopes that he’d become as cold as him so he’d be fit to run his prison, leaving him with severe personality issues. It just angers me, Wiz.._
_Wiz: Deservedly enough, after slipping on a LEGO brick and inadvertently causing his own death, The Warden was left to inherit his father’s prison as its owner, becoming the youngest to do so._
_Boomstick: The Warden however, while seeking to follow in his footsteps, also sought to make his childhood dream of Superjail become reality. So, he left the traditional prison system and finally created his dream prison. But you can’t run a ship as massive as Superjail was alone, so Warden enlisted the help of his three coworkers._ _Jailbot_ _, his robotic partner in charge of maintaining Superjail._ _Jared_ _, Superjail’s assistant and accountant right hand man. And_ _Alice_ _, Superjail’s chief security guard, who just so happens to be transgender! Good for her._
_Wiz: Together, they run the megaprison, aiming to bring security to the world, and to contain every single dangerous criminal and rehabilitate them.. Or have them die in the process._
_Boomstick: Yeah, Superjail isn’t exactly a lawful good utopia. The Warden’s a petulant, sociopathic, insecure manchild who has no care for the lives of his inmates and regularly puts them through insane torture, both unintentionally and.. intentionally. Definitely not a standup citizen or a good guy in the slightest._
The Warden once tried to have a young girl burned alive in a furnace because he was jealous of her youth.
_Wiz: It just so unfortunately happens that Mark Davis might be one of the most powerful beings in his universe. Unlike any average human, Mark seems to be a little.. Elastic. He can stretch and manipulate his body any way he likes, like turning into a bomb that explodes, duplicating himself, or summoning other beings through his shapeshifting, or even becoming a star._
_Boomstick: He can change his size at will, able to become large enough to hold all of Superjail in his palm or small enough to enter Jared’s bloodstream. He also has access to microtech that can change the size of others permanently as well!_
_Wiz: The Warden can create light and rainbows out of thin air, his mere presence able to generate blinding light. He can pull out anything he desires with hammerspace, teleport himself and others around, and create portals to Superjail!_
_Boomstick: Yeah, The Warden is anything but an average human at this point. In fact, the fabric of time and space quite literally changes at his whim! That’s not hyperbole, by the way. He’s created another version of Superjail, and can even create universes and cause them to disappear! Mind you, Superjail is quite literally a byproduct of his imagination, alongside all existence beyond it. Because of this, he can control Superjail to its whim, defying conventional logic, space, and time._
_Wiz: It’s because of his godly status that The Warden is impossible to kill. He’s survived being impaled with scissors, taking his own stomach out, and can regenerate after cutting his head off and being reduced to dust. Hell, even if he_
_dies, somehow, God can just say it isn’t his time yet and just.. Bring him back to life!_
_Boomstick: Dear god.. God actively chooses to bring back a sadistic warden with personality issues? This really is a dystopian universe._
_Wiz: The Warden can use the powers of his memories to his advantage as well. With the power of positive memories, happiness and emotion invades him and allows him to shoot huge amounts of fire from his hands, enough to burn Superjail completely and create a new hell. With the power of bad memories, he’s not only immune to fire, he can generate beings or objects of blue fire that can completely erase or heal and revive people. In the Warden’s case, it’s his father._
_Boomstick: He can remove and add color to himself and others, transmutate others into other things, is aware of the fourth wall and can disintegrate and pull in real life viewers._
_Wiz: Superjail being free of the constraints of space and time means that The Warden is pretty much immune to typical cause and effect. He can create life, socially influence others with just his words, erase things from existence, create storms, ice, and snow, can absorb souls and stab clouds of smoke, summon creatures in his dreams, can enter televisions, and can even move things with his mind, such as when he moved the moon by pointing his staff at it._
_Boomstick: Yeah, so the dude’s pretty cracked. Hard to believe that this guy even takes any Ls!_
Rubber Bullets
_Wiz: Well, I mean, he isn’t infallible. Some forces do appear to be superior to him, like the Time Police, which imprisoned the Warden for his future crime of taking over the world as a dictator after making Superjail a worldwide chain._
_Boomstick: Oh god. I’m not ready. I’m really not ready._
_Wiz: It was during this escapade that Warden got access to one of their time sticks. With it, The Warden can stop time, travel through it, teleport himself and others to different places, manipulate other’s ages, erase things at a physical level, control minds, and fuse things together._
_Boomstick: That’s not the only gadget the Warden has! There’s his eye ship for transportation, a bunch of insane monsters inside Superjail, some the Warden keeps as pets and a machine that lets him control a hologram of his face._
_Wiz: There’s plenty of heavy hitters as well. Like the Dream Machine, which allows the Warden to enter the dreams of others. However, if the machine is overloaded, it can explode, absorbing the essence of others and killing them from collateral, along with destroying reality and causing Warden to.. Wake up!_
_Boomstick: Wait a minute WHAT??!_
_Wiz: Yes, the entirety of Superjail takes place in the dream of a real world Warden, who, if the Comin’ Home music video is anything to go by, shares the exact same powers as Dream Warden. Hence how dying in Superjail is so inconsequential to him._
_Boomstick: … Wiz. What?_
_Boomstick: Anyways, there’s a giant Gurren Lagaan mecha drill robot under Superjail 8 people can pilot, a satellite to disintegrate enemies or supercharge Jailbot, he can use the moon to turn prisoners into werewolves, a growth serum that increases your size, Specimen 7, which can regenerate, fly, and fight enemies, and his ride-able winged centaur._
_Wiz: He has multiple ways of putting people to sleep, including a button on his desk which can spread sleeping gas throughout all of the jail. There’s Jailbot prototypes which can assist the actual Jailbots, a JailBOAT which has enough materials to live on it for 2 months, a fireproof suit, he can gain extra limbs or suck all the color out of the world if he uses.. Cigarettes and drugs.._
_Boomstick: Huh.._
_Wiz: .. And not to mention the various security systems that populate it. Like a forcefield surrounding the whole jail to be put up in emergencies. Or Warden-like subway heads that shoot fire, saws, and lasers when intruders are detected. Or a Warden robot with lasers. Or Incinerator robots!_
_Boomstick: All of this.. And we haven’t even talked about his allies yet!_
Because of how in this scenario, Henry would be a prisoner and could mingle with the others, we’ll abstain from talking about the prisoners.
_Wiz: Jailbot is the Warden’s most prized creation, almost something akin to his son. He has a variety of missiles, axes, blades, machine guns, flamethrowers, lasers, NUKES, guillotines.. Just.. a ton of weapons and modes. He can regenerate and self-repair, pull people into the show and immerse himself into TVs, can attack with electricity, can see through walls and scan people, destroy souls with certain weapons, and he even has a nano-mode when there’s too many prisoners to catch. All under limited battery of course, and he is prone to being hacked._
_Boomstick: Alice, the aforementioned security guard of Superjail. A master fighter, she has a crystal that can seal whoever the light touches, a unicorn to_
_ride, a power up that increases her strength, durability, and speed, and can survive with extreme injuries, like an open chest with her heart exposed to air._
_Wiz: There’s also poor Jared. An ex-convict turned maintenance officer, regularly abused and made fun of by the others. He has a bazooka, ancestral mystery butter that rejuvenates people, capable of turning them into babies, has the same magic that Warden has, a super form he can gain with the growth serum, and even can resurrect in the next episode after dying in the previous._
_Boomstick: The Doctor is Superjail’s mad scientist. He has a cat serum that turns people into furries with better combat skills, a rocket backpack, an insanity serum that made him unhinged enough to kill the Warden without mercy, and a sleeping serum to knock anyone out cold, alongside with various monsters at his beck and call._
_Wiz: And finally, there’s the Twins, two aliens from an unknown planet that often stay in Superjail on vacation and are prone to causing mischief. They have access to Combaticus, a super fighting robot with four hearts, 14 fingers, and more than 9 lives. They can teleport themselves and others to other places and dimensions, immerse themselves into TVs, heal others from serious injuries, transmutate other things, and change their size at will, along with being capable of hacking Jailbot._
_Boomstick: Of course, with a team like this, The Warden is practically unbeatable! Not only can he create giant storms, he can remove one while unconscious, he can become a nuclear bomb and explode, absorb a star worth 2.85 gigatons of TNT and become a sun another time, and once again, he created his entire reality by dreaming!_
_Wiz: Which, if Superjail taking place in “Dimension 5612” is anything to go by, means there’s at least 5612 universes, showing the Warden’s power is at a multiversal scale._
_Boomstick: How about the time he moved the moon, a feat worth 26 yottatons of TNT? Or launch a golf ball to the moon? Or create a rocket and send it to the moon too? Or how Jailbot, which the Warden should be comparable to, flew from 2 black holes back to Earth in a flash!_
_Wiz: That would be speeds of over 15 quadrillion times faster than light, speeds practically unfathomable by most. But then again.. Superjail is the unfathomable. The bizarre. The illogical. And there’s only one Warden who can control it, alongside his allies_
_Boomstick: So welcome to Superjail, because with a leader this powerful, it’s bound to be your forever home. And just remember.. The Warden is watching you._
_“Hello there! You’re in Superjail. I’m the Warden, and you’re a criminal!”_
PREFIGHT:
Wiz and Boomstick (Death Battle intro theme)
_Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set, and we’ve run the data through all possibilities._
_Boomstick: But first, a few rules for this unique bout!_
_Wiz: Henry’s win condition will be escaping Superjail itself without killing the Warden, while Warden’s win condition will be disabling or killing Henry before he does so. We’ll also be giving Henry the ability to get his cybernetic enhancements in a more natural manner, as that one was route specific and would be hard to quantify despite everything being canon._
_Boomstick: With all of that said though, it’s time to choose your own DEATH BATTLE!!_
FIGHT:
New York City Ambience Sounds | 10 Hours (City Sounds, Traffic, Sound Effect…
The streets were busy, the sounds of people going about their day audible as people conversed and cars drove down the empty streets. It seemed like any average, boring, if not formulaic day.
“Hey, get back here!” A bank employee yelled out as _Henry Stickmin_ bolted through the sidewalk, a money bag in his hands as he fled the scene.
Scooting into an alleyway, he smirked, looking at his newfound riches. He could hardly resist the thrill of a successful steal as he dug into his bag to feel his brand new stacks. As he did so, he couldn’t help but notice the oddly placed dumpster on one of the walls in the alleyway. Henry’s eyes narrowed in slight suspicion.
(Art by KobeHydra211)
He was correct to do so, as the dumpster suddenly transformed into _Jailbot._ Henry stepped back, startled. He had to do something!
Run
Hide
Fight
Reference
Before he could even act, Jailbot smacked Henry upside the head, knocking him down and causing him to drop his bag of riches before grabbing him by the ankle and lifting him up and off to some unknown place.
Superjail Intro Theme Song
(Art by datbanditnamedsam)
Henry felt groggy, his vision blurry as he was carried off through an oddly shaped cloud. He could only watch in awe in what seemed to be a mega volcano surrounding a jungle island. He was suddenly tossed through an odd pipe, clanking down before entering a fully white room with a bottle in the middle, a paper sign with the words “Drink Me” next to it.
Henry rubbed his head, shrugging as he hesitantly chugged the drink down. He blinked a few times before suddenly reappearing in a grassy, colorful area with a sparse amount of trees scattered around and some flowers decorating the ground..
As he looked around in confusion, very clearly confused and annoyed by this sudden turn of events, a bright white flash enveloped his senses as a winged centaur appeared. As the flash subsided, Henry could clearly make out a man in front of him, riding the centaur, wearing a fancy pinkish purple top hat and suit as he spoke.
“Hello there! You’re in Superjail. I’m _The Warden_ , and you’re a.. Criminal…”
_Mark Davis_ paused, leaping gracefully off his centaur and getting in Henry’s face examining the stick figure up and down in confusion. He had quite the unique appearance. He shrugged it off eventually. He had seen weirder.
“Alright then. Clearly you are.. Quite malnourished. No worries, here in my wonderful facility, there’s not only a cafeteria, but there’s much fun to be had!”
He grabbed Henry by his shoulders, the world around them warping slightly to show a full top down view of Superjail and its various rooms.
“A yard for you to mingle with your inmate friends, cozy and comfortable cells! There’s tons of things to do in my prison! Now then, if I can see your records here..” The Warden pulled out his records on Henry he had seemingly materialized out of nowhere, skimming through it as his eyes widened and bulged out of his head cartoonishly.
“Oh my, Mr. Stickmin! You’re clearly top of your class when it comes to crime! No worries however! Because Superjail is a place to rehabilitate criminals! You’ll be a law abiding citizen in no time, and you’ll love this place too! You’ll never want to escape or leave!”
Henry’s eyes narrowed as he glared at The Warden, clearly both annoyed and inconvenienced by this whole situation.
“Not much of a talker? Don’t worry, me neither. Well, have a good stay!”
The Warden clocked Henry in the face, the illusion breaking as Henry was coincidentally clocked in the face by _Jackknife_ in his brand new cell. He gave Henry a warning growl before walking to the door, seemingly to continue business as usual.
As Henry rubbed his face, he was now deadset. He’d bypass the Superjail, escape, by any means necessary. He immediately got to thinking.
Do Nothing
Teleporter
Big Boy Sword
Peas
Cell Block
“Hey! What are you doing here?” The Warden said in annoyance
Henry nodded his head no in disapproval at your brash actions.
Don’t go snooping around in places that you aren’t directed to.
Do Nothing
Henry stood still, patiently waiting for something to happen as he smiled.
Jackknife suddenly rushed him, stabbing him as Henry grunted.
“Patience is a virtue.”
- Someone clearly very stupid
Teleporter
Henry pulled out his handy dandy teleporter, looking both exasperated but desperate. Pressing its green buttons, he pressed the red button and held his breath and closed his eyes as he teleported away.
Henry reopened his eyes, seeing that he was in an odd room he couldn’t directly recognize.
He was in the Warden’s office, Jared and Alice meeting him there too. They looked back at the stickman in confusion, blinking repeatedly.
Henry gave a nervous chuckle, waving awkwardly before being shoulder-tackled by Alice.
Teleporter 4, Henry 2! (you got lucky)
Big Boy Sword
Henry lifted the Big Boy Sword out of his hammerspace with an audible grunt, clearly struggling to hold it. Jackknife stumbled back in shocked awe as Henry attempted to take control of it, to barge forward at the cell door..
Before falling back and getting it stuck in the wall. Henry tried to pull it out but to no avail. He stepped back, panting, as his cellmate looked at him with a raised eyebrow of disapproval.
I don’t think you seem to understand. That sword isn’t yours to lift.
Peas
Henry pulled out a few peas, looking down in both bewilderment and disappointment. With a hearty sigh, he tossed them away, as they rolled under the door.
“H-hey! Woah woah, I’m slipping!”
_Jared_ suddenly stumbled back, knocking the door down with a loud thud. Jackknife and Henry looked shocked by the sudden turn of events. They gave each other a nod as they both ran off in opposite directions, worried that Superjail’s security guard would find them.
Henry ran through winding corridors, ramming past two twins before finally stopping as he reached the yard, populated by various prisoners. Henry scanned the area and got to thinking almost instantly.
Phone an Organization
Fight the Biggest Guy in the Yard
Metalbend
Convert
Yard
“Hey! What are you doing here?” The Warden said in annoyance
Henry nodded his head no in disapproval at your brash actions.
Don’t go snooping around in places that you aren’t directed to.
Phone an Organization
Henry pulled out his trusty phone, putting in a number as he put the phone up to his ear, awaiting the person on the other line.
We cut to see _Black Hat_ himself in his office, as he picked up the phone.
_Hello, I am Black Hat, and welcome to the Black Hat Organization. How may I help you?_
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_Mmm, yes. In prison?_
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_Wait a minute, Henry Stickmin, correct? Let me just check your records here.._
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_You’re not even a villain! You’re more neutral if anything. And you want me to help you?_
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_Other routes?_
_…_
_Fails?_
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_Worked with a criminal syndicate? But you also worked with the government? Did you not?_
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_Yes, exactly. I don’t help do gooders. Call that horrifically formal man with the beige fedora._
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_What do you mean he “won’t give you his help?” You’re not good enough for him either?_
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_You dare question my orders?_
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_You think I’m SLACKING OFF??_
(Art by datbanditnamedsam)
Black Hat reached through the phone and pulled Henry into his office with a snarl, causing the stick figure to yell in panic.
Just face it. You just aren’t enough.
Fight the Biggest Guy in the Yard
Henry strutted up to the largest man he could see, tapping him on the shoulder. As soon as he got his attention, he kicked him in the shins.
It did not even phase the man.
Henry was clocked in the face, launching back so hard he smashed through multiple walls, out of the jail, and into the horizon with a yell.
Well I mean.. You did escape, technically.. Does that count as a win? (No. Wiz)
MetalBend
Henry inhaled deeply, focusing his energy as he began to metalbend his surroundings.
crack
He proceeded to collapse to the floor, his bones broken.
FUN FACT: Did you know that there’s some metal in your bones? I learned that just now.
Convert
Henry ran up to the biggest guy in the yard, clearing his throat which got his attention.
“Wololoo..” The stick person said.
“Narwini.” The tough guy responded, converted to Henry’s side as his clothes suddenly became blue. He lifted his leader up and chucked him past the fence. Henry reached for the nearest tower, but fell just short as he fell through another pipe and tumbled on down with a yell.
Meanwhile, in his office, The Warden had his feet kicked up on his desk, reading the magazine. He was humming a tune idly to himself, relaxing before both Jared and _Alice_ entered the room. Jared was very visibly panicking.
“Sir! 2 of our convicts just escaped their cell!” Jared said in a panicked frenzy to his boss, clearly in distress.
“Well, spill it, who were they? Can’t you see I’m BUSY, Jared?” The Warden was quick to respond in annoyance. “S-sir, It was Jackknife and the new convict!” Jared responded, clearly close to losing it.
“The new guy intentionally tripped Jared with a few peas. He knocked down the door and let them escape.” Alice added, her voice calm and collected.
“Oh boy, Jared, this is why I tell you to trim the fat!” Warden mumbled, standing up from his chair as he began thinking.
“Sir, we have to do something! Mr. Stickmin is one of the most skilled criminals we’ve ever contained! He’s escaped a high security complex once before, and he might do it again!” Jared frantically warned.
“Pfft, you mean The Wall down in Canada? That’s a baby’s establishment, Jared. Superjail runs laps around that shoddy complex.” The Warden replied snippily, clearly offended by the concept of Henry being too skilled for him.
“Come on sir, send out Jailbot at least!” Jared said, placing his hands on his desk in a panic.
“Now, now. I assure you, he isn’t escaping. In fact, I’m so confident that he won’t escape that I’m not doing anything. I won’t even lift a finger!”
Alice and Jared blankly looked at each other.
Henry took a mad tumble, landing in the workspace of the Doctor, dissecting an inmate alive as he screamed in agony. Henry ducked behind a covered body and kneeled down, immediately getting to thinking on what he should do.
Grow A Unicorn Horn
Free Contained Monsters
Jump Him
Style On Him
The Doctor's Lair
“Hey! What are you doing here?” The Warden said in annoyance
Henry nodded his head no in disapproval at your brash actions.
Don’t go snooping around in places that you aren’t directed to.
Grow A Unicorn Horn
Henry pointed to his head and began to audibly strain, focusing his energies to grow his desired unicorn horn. It.. Didn’t work.
So he tried again. He strained even harder. Didn’t work.
He tried one last time, letting out a strained yell of intense effort to grow his desired unicorn horn.
Nothing happened.
Henry facepalmed.
Well, it’s still possible..
Free Contained Monsters
Henry turned to a door, clearly labeled as containing a monster. He ran over to the door and barged it open, the creature flying out with an ungodly screech.
The other creatures managed to exit their containment with the assistance of Henry. Without order and without restrictions, they began wreaking havoc inside the lab, The Doctor panicking and trying to control them all as he frantically gestured to all of them. With him distracted, Henry bolted through a hallway he was blocking.
As Jared continued to try to ration with The Warden (Alice already having left to search for the rogue inmate on her own), alarms suddenly began to go off. The Warden clapped his hands and teleported him and Jared to the Superjail Surveillance System, watching as the monsters escaped and began to wreak havoc in the prison, Henry still on the run.
“See?!” Jared exclaimed. “You have to do something sir, he’s gonna leave the prison in disarray!”
“Do something, huh Jared?” The Warden murmured in thought.
Summon Jailbot
Thirst for Alice
Throttle Jared
Annoy Wiz and Boomstick
The Warden paused, looking at the options through the darkened screen in confusion before pushing them away and clapping his hands to turn the lights back on. “Just tell Jailbot to deal with him.”
Henry ran down the hallway as quickly as he could, scanning it to see if he could find any rooms that could lead him closer to escape before Jailbot suddenly slammed through the roof, blocking his path. Holes in its body unfurled various vicious weapons as he waved them around. Henry squared up, ready for a fight.
Complex Battle Maneuver
Soul
Ki
Peashooter
Jump Him
Henry vaulted past the covered corpse and ran at the doctor with his fist cocked back. He socked the Doctor across the face, cocking his fist back to land another punch.
A monster suddenly flew in, grabbing Henry in its talons and taking him away in a screech of anger. Henry could only let out a yell of panic as he was taken away by the beast.
I.. I.. You.. How?
Style On Him
Henry slid into the Doctor’s view with crossed arms, his eyebrow cocked and a grin on his face. He also appeared to have materialized sunglasses, donning them on his face.
The Doctor just stared at Henry blankly. Silence filled the room before The Doctor sighed. “Just go.”
Henry looked dejected, the sunglasses flopping down his face slightly as he turned and left.
Humiliation.
Jailbot Faceoff
“Hey! What are you doing here?” The Warden said in annoyance
Henry nodded his head no in disapproval at your brash actions.
Don’t go snooping around in places that you aren’t directed to.
Complex Battle Manuever
Henry frantically pointed behind him, Jailbot briefly looking over him to see what he saw. Taking the opportunity, he ran past him, Jailbot immediately noticing and giving chase.
Henry bolted through the sprawling hallways, focusing his energy as he prayed his legs didn’t give out before he noticed he had somehow wrapped into the middle of the jail again. Henry facepalmed, until he realized the state of disarray the jail was in.
Prisoners were running amok. The monsters from earlier were brutalizing some of them. The sight was oddly violent, which was alien.
As Jailbot caught up and saw the chaos, he knew he couldn’t just focus on Henry now. With a glare, he sped past him, wanting to quell the chaos.
Henry looked around, continuing to run and dodge the chaos around him. Once he was far away enough from Jailbot, he finally got to thinking again.
Parasol
Disguise Kit
Rocket Jump
Cheese
Soul
Rude Buster (ft. Sound Effects, Extended)
* The air crackles with Jail-ness.
_FIGHT_
_ACT_
_MAGIC_
_ITEM_
_SPARE_
Henry chooses _Fight_!
* _Chainsaw_
Henry revs up his chainsaw and slices into Jailbot
- 3 damage
JAILBOT: Beep boop bop
Jailbot throws axes at all directions
- 99999 damage
Henry’s soul breaks
Faint Courage (Game Over)
GAME OVER
VERY, VERY, INTERESTING.
I DON’T THINK YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO FAIL THAT BADLY.
Ki
Henry pulled his hands back, charging up his beam.
“STICK ME.. STICK ME.. H-”
Jailbot incinerated him with a laser before he could release his energy.
Why didn’t you just blow up the planet? Are you stupid?
Peashooter
Floral Fury
(Art by DimEstion)
Henry began shooting out blue shots at Jailbot. The sound of snapping sounds filling the air as he did so. It didn’t really phase him much as Henry jumped and dashed around, repeatedly nailing him with his ridiculously ineffective shots.
Jailbot eventually smacked Henry across the face three times in a row, Henry’s body vanishing in a puff of smoke and his spirit floating off to heaven.
(Art by DimEstion)
Superjail inSanity
“Hey! What are you doing here?” The Warden said in annoyance
Henry nodded his head no in disapproval at your brash actions.
Don’t go snooping around in places that you aren’t directed to.
Parasol
Henry opened up a parasol and held it up, smiling as he was gracefully flying through the air, past the jail. He smiled, proud of himself as he floated off the island and past the volcano inside the volcano..
Suddenly, an incredibly harsh wind blew in Henry’s face, and in an instant, Henry was forcefully PUSHED back violently back where he was with a yell of panic. He smashed through walls of rock before slamming through concrete..
And landing back in his cell.
Should’ve tried doing the Parasol Dash in the other direction, but I shouldn’t have expected much from a n00b.
Disguise Kit
Henry put on a cheap paper mask of The Warden as he strutted around the prison with a cardboard staff he seemingly whipped up just now. He finger gunned the prisoners as he walked past, seeing if he could find the exit.
Henry bumped into somebody while walking, tipping his paper hat in apology before realizing who it was in fear.
“Oh, HEY! Another me!” Mark bubbled with excitement, just so happening to teleport to see the chaos unfolding and put a stop to it, slinging a stretchy arm over his doppelganger. “You and I could do great things, Warden 2. Imagine it! Two Superjails! Two Wardens!”
Henry frantically nodded no, opening his mouth under the mask to try and make something up.
“You agree? Amazing!” The Warden interrupted, misreading his expression and pulling him along as Henry yelled in panic. “Let’s go to my office! Two Wardens are better than one! We could think up some splendid ideas, you and I!”
The only person I know better than myself is myself.
Rocket Jump
Henry looked at his rocket in examination before he narrowed his eyes and pointed it down. With a deep breath, he pulled the trigger and flew diagonally in the air.
Henry flew through the air, trying to escape the prison through the air, determined.. Before he noticed the giant monolith of the Warden right above his office. With a yell, he smacked directly into it, falling down and hitting the ground with a loud thud.
Henry rubbed his head gingerly, clearly beat by the sudden impact as suddenly he felt the ground shake. He looked up, watching the Warden head crumble and shatter. Henry ran back, just in time as chunks of rock tumbled down..
When the dust cleared, the Warden head had been chipped down to resemble.. Henry, oddly enough. Henry squinted up in confusion.
Meanwhile, in his office, The Warden and Jared peaked his head out from under his desk. “Jared.. What was that?”
“Sir, I-I’m not sure!” His assistant responded, walking towards the window to survey the damage before looking up in awe. “Oh.. Oh my..”
“Jared, stop being such a drama queen-” The Warden lectured before he got an eyeful of the ruined head sculpture above his office. He fumed actively, offended by the sheer GALL of the escapee!
“Oh, so he thinks this is HIS jail, is it??!” The Warden yelled, teleporting in front of Henry and startling him. “Listen here, you stick. I don’t know what your deal is, but I won’t let you desecrate my beautiful face in any way, shape or form! You’re going back to your cell!”
Henry got in a fighting stance, not willing to back off. He was this close to freedom.. He just needed to disable him long enough to make a break for it.
Charles
Guns
The Second Coming
Cheap Fighting Game Combo
Cheese
Henry pulled a piece of cheese and scarfed it down happily with a smile on his face.
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Huh?
You really cheesed that, didn’t you!! (Stop. Wiz)
Final Confrontation
“Hey! What are you doing here?” The Warden said in annoyance
Henry nodded his head no in disapproval at your brash actions.
Don’t go snooping around in places that you aren’t directed to.
Charles
Henry pulled out an Ocarina, playing the Charles song quickly as The Warden watched in confusion. “You think playing a little tune is gonna do anything against m-”
The Warden was knocked down on his feet, skidding across the floor as a government helicopter rammed into him, Henry leaping onto it. As soon as he was in, he hopped in the cockpit and gave a dude-ly arm link to _Charles Calvin_ , the youngest and most experienced pilot of the government.
“What’s up, Henry? Man, this place is nuts. I don’t think I can leave right now. We’re gonna have to find a way to get out together.” Charles explained, being well aware of this odd place’s illogical ways. Henry nodded, willing to be patient before Charles noticed something happening behind them. He spun the helicopter around in interest, watching as the Warden grew to titan-like sizes, his eyes blazing with anger.
The Warden grabbed onto the heli, shaking it violently as the duo clung onto the controls for purchase. Henry, with a brave face, stumbled out of the cockpit as he peeked out. He had to stop him.
Rifle
Bite His Finger
Rifle
Henry picked up a rifle from the interior of Charles’ now scattered helicopter, aiming at the Warden’s eye before firing.
The bullet somehow proceeded to reflect off of his glasses and nail Henry in the chest, ending him permanently as he fell out of the heli.
Where do you think he buys those glasses from?
Bite His Finger
Henry’s eyes narrowed as he leaned in, biting down on the nearest finger he could reach. The Warden audibly yelped, dropping the helicopter as it landed on the ground with a mighty SMASH.
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For a moment, there was silence. Then, Henry and Charles managed to stumble out of the wrecked vehicle. “Oh man..” Charles groaned. “He really did a number on us..”
“You.. You just don’t get it, do you?”
Henry and Charles could only look up at the towering figure of The Warden.
“This.. This is MY jail. MY world. This place, it bends to my whim! And you think you can escape me?”
Henry stepped back, a bad feeling sinking in his gut. “No.. I don’t think so. I’m The Warden, and you.. You are an ant.”
He raised his foot.
“And ants get stepped on.”
And brought it down upon the two stickfigures.
(Art by datbanditnamedsam)
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080. Finale (UNDERTALE Soundtrack) - Toby Fox
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Failed again?
Yeah, I can tell. You’re on the fail screen for pete’s sake.
Hey. Look.
How about you give it one more try?
Guns
Henry pulled out a revolver with narrowed eyes. “It’s high noon..” He said, a homing reticle appearing at the Warden’s head.
Suddenly, the stick figure was blasted into ashes by a laser off screen. Jailbot floated into view, smiling at his father as The Warden’s face lit up with glee.
“Oh, hi Jailbot!”
Cheater.
The Second Coming
Henry pulled out his phone, calling a number as he eagerly awaited a response.
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“You have reached mailbox number..”
The stick figure frowned in disappointment before The Warden incinerated him with a fireball.
Due to scheduling conflicts, The Second Coming was unable to make an appearance in our script.
Cheap Fighting Game Combo
Henry punched Warden in the face, attempting to follow it up with another punch with his other hand. The Warden suddenly countered by bashing Henry over the head with his staff, beating him down with it as he grunted in anger.
Woah, did he just tech that?
The Actual Final Confrontation
(music cuts at peak of buildup)
The Warden let out a huff as he slowly lifted his foot up, assuming he had finished off the two insolent stickfigures.
(music resumes)
His eyes widened and he stumbled back as a trail of smoke and fire launched out from under his foot. _Henry Stickmin Reborn_ narrowed his eyes as his arm warped into an energy gatling gun, a wire connecting to his chest as he began to fire rapidly at the Warden’s face.
The Warden let out a yell of annoyance and slight pain, stumbling back but managing to grab Henry and crush the cyborg into bits with a squeeze of his hand.
Don’t give up yet.
Blade Form
Henry attacked with a lance this time, jamming it into the Warden’s cheek as he managed to push him down.
The Warden pulled the lance out as he shrunk back to normal size, pulling out a comically large pair of scissors and cutting Henry clean in half.
Keep on trying.
Spirit
Henry instead went for his spirit, _Reference_. As The Warden rushed him, Henry swapped places with his stand, going behind him as Reference now faced the angry leader of Superjail. He reared his fist back, beginning to pummel him as he chanted “FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE FAILURE!”
The Warden grabbed the spirit’s punch right before he could land his final hit, erasing it from existence with a poof as he summoned a storm to strike lightning directly on Henry.
You’re getting closer.
Scooter
Henry hopped on his scooter, gripping on tight as he rammed into The Warden, bringing out his jetpack again to increase his speed. He rammed Mark through multiple walls and buildings, entire structures collapsing at the impact of his
scooter. The Warden just barely managed to poof his ride out of existence, sending Henry tumbling and grinding himself into dust as he skidded on the floor.
Press the button.
Time Machine
We cut to Henry in time court with _Felix White_ , his attorney.
Don’t give up now.
(Art by datbanditnamedsam)
Mushroom
We see a massive Henry and a massive Warden boxing each other before The Warden uppercuts Henry.
Just one..
Alien
More..
Goodball
TRY!
(Art by datbanditnamedsam)
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Henry and The Warden stared each other down, breathing heavily. Henry had exhausted a lot of his options at this point. Both didn’t know why they felt so tired, but they just.. Did..
“Listen here, you little..”
The Warden tried to insult, before he noticed that reality around them seemed to be destabilizing. “W-what? What did you do?”
“SIR!” Jared, Alice, and Jailbot ran into view, in a panic. “What did you do? The multiverse is collapsing!” The Warden seemed confused by all of this. So did Henry.. To an extent.
“Oh.. Looks like.. The multiverse is done for!” The Warden said, clearly at his own wit’s end and losing his crap. “If only there was.. Someone to blame!
He grabbed Henry by the throat.
“Oh wait! _There is.._ ”
He slowly turned to Henry, his expression turning from manic to absolutely feral. “YOU. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. I DON’T KNOW HOW. I DON’T KNOW WHY. BUT THIS IS YOUR DOING. YOU THINK YOU’RE A SMART COOKIE, HUH?! I HATE YOU.. I HATE YOU..!” The Warden choked Henry Stickmin out as reality around them destroyed itself.
Nothing.
Then the real world Warden woke up in a daze, in his alley. He groaned, feeling sore as he looked around, smacking his lips. He turned behind him, seeing a cardboard cutout of a stickfigure on fire. Rubbing his head in confusion, he picked himself off the floor, adjusted his suit, and walked away.
We’re watching you.
Conclusion
_Boomstick: Mission Failed, I guess.._
_Wiz: This was a complicated debate, and a headscratcher to be sure. In fact, it was so complicated and unique it’s hard to really put it into categories. So let’s just spitball._
_Boomstick: First important matter to discuss;_ _Could Henry escape Superjail?_
_Wiz: It might sound like an impossibility at first, but actually, yes, he could. Jackknife, one of the many common prisoners at Superjail, is capable of escaping the jail almost every single episode. So Henry could definitely accomplish it if he gets lucky, as it’s been shown on multiple occasions that it isn’t an impossibility. But.. There’s a catch. Technically, in order to escape Superjail, you have to escape the real world Warden’s dream, which is where Superjail is contained._
_Boomstick: So he could just leave the dream, right?_
_Wiz: That’s the thing. Henry ultimately had no surefire way of doing that. While Henry does have items that destroy the universe, like Missingno, or the Corruptick, those weapons also affect him and kill him._
_Boomstick: Compare that to the Warden, who created his entire cosmology, which at the bare minimum encompasses 5612 different universes, if not more, and there was also an obvious stat gap, meaning the Warden eclipsed Henry in raw strength and durability._
While every fail creates a new timeline, meaning that Henry’s cosmology is also similarly complex, the Warden’s was far bigger and the stat gap would still be enormous. To put it in perspective, in order for the multiverse to reset, Henry has
to get all 347 unique fails, i.e meaning at the bare minimum there are 347 different timelines. This is once again not factoring in that universal feats also kill Henry.
_Wiz: Henry’s best bet was the Transdimensionalizer, which could take Henry to higher dimensions. But that item caused a fail, and the way it works is too vague to really assume such things._
_Boomstick: So yeah. Henry couldn’t really reliably escape the dream. But maybe he’d still be able to fare well against the Warden and his peers._
_Wiz: Unfortunately, no. We already covered the Warden is ridiculously much stronger (at least 5612 universes if not higher vs. 347 universes if not higher), but he’s also much faster. Henry’s best and most consistent stuff reaches the relativistic ranges, but The Warden should scale to Jailbot, who could move at quadrillions of times faster than light, more than enough to speedblitz Henry. He does have some faster options, like his speed of light scooter, but not only are they still way slower, Henry also wasn’t able to react to them._
_Boomstick: Doesn’t help that the Warden is a trucker capable of regenerating from severe wounds and being nigh immortal, while Henry is almost infamously a glass cannon. So yeah. Henry wasn’t really winning this with raw stats. It’s a good thing Warden isn’t active when it comes to some escape attempts. But he had a trump card. His respawns!_
_Wiz: Henry’s ability to respawn and create new timelines with the retry button were undoubtedly impressive, but the Warden had one way of overcoming it._
The Warden could possibly also interact with the fourth wall/hud elements to destroy the retry button, but we haven’t seen him do something of the sort in Superjail.
_Boomstick: Yeah, and it’s quite simple too. Killing Henry thousands of times can overload the multiverse with the amount of timelines he creates_
_Wiz: Simply put, The Warden could just simply kill Henry thousands of times, destroying the multiverse. And then he could just wake up in the real world,_
_unharmed. We’ve seen he’s done so under similar circumstances, like when the Dream Machine exploded. Here’s a handy diagram. The cosmology of the Warden’s dream would blow up, taking Henry with it, but the Warden could just wake up unharmed. His true form was on a different plane of existence than Henry’s._
Considering the chaotic, violent, and brutal nature of Superjail, The Warden hypothetically wouldn’t even have to do it alone. It’s likely Henry would also inadvertently cause his own death, along with other prisoners and his allies contributing to the count.
_Boomstick: Who knew you could counter such an overpowered ability so simply?_
_Wiz: Indeed. Henry Stickmin was undoubtedly one of the most skilled thieves and escapists in the world, and with his insane arsenal and nigh-endless respawns, he could totally trouble his captor. But ultimately, The Warden’s superior stats, hax, counters, and higher existence gave him all he needed to make Henry fail the mission._
_Boomstick: Henry should’ve STICKED to the plan, because his FAILURE wasn’t really SUPER._
_Wiz: The winner is The Warden._
Unless..
Unless..
Henry woke up from his sleepy state in an alleyway, feeling dazed and confused. Rubbing his head in agony, he couldn’t help but feel groggy. He looked behind him in confusion as he noticed a comatose man dressed similarly to the one who detained him in his dream. Henry got up, giving him a light kick to ensure he was unconscious.
AdhesiveWombat 8 Bit Adventure
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Henry smiled, knowing he had completed his goal as he ran free.
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